The 0-2 Vikings and 0-2 Browns played a football game on Sunday, a game which according to the NFL official rulebook, someone was going to get their first win.
Entering play, the Browns had traded their star running back to the Colts and stuck third-string quarterback Brian Hoying in there because they made sure he had a pulse before the game and everything.
At the end of the day, somehow, it was Cleveland who emerged victorious, much to the chagrin of the Vikings, the best running back in the league, Adrian Peterson, and Peterson's daughter, immobilized by a loss to the freaking Browns.
So my daughter is laying here under me and just out the blue she says... I can't believe you lost to the Browns Daddy! Smh— Adrian Peterson (@AdrianPeterson) September 23, 2013