Phillies fans are already angry enough with the Marlins for having won two games at Citizens Bank Park.
But what Marlins catcher Miguel Olivo did was just too much salt in our collective wound.
During one of the Phillie Phanatic's between-innings routines, Olivo snuck up to the Phanatic's ATV and stole the keys.
He did this while the Phanatic was standing on the vehicle, no less. The Phanatic couldn't see Olivo because he was facing the stands.