Tim Tebow offered job by AFL team owned by KISS

First of all, I don't know why L.A. has been complaining about not having a football team. Apparently, they have a perfectly fine Arena Football League franchise owned by the band KISS.

They're called the L.A. KISS.

Secondly, now that he's out of a job in New England, the offers are obviously going to come pouring in for Tim Tebow. What's next for him?

My assumption was that ESPN had an offer out for him to become their Clutch Analyst, providing weekly reports on how "talent," "arm strength," and "accuracy" are overrated when you have 'the heart of a champion.'

But no, Tebow is currently mulling over an offer by the L.A. KISS to come throw footballs for them. It's a match made in heaven, as I can't picture two media personalities with more intersecting core beliefs than a quarterback who tweets bible verses and a rock band who had albums called "Hotter than Hell" and "Lick It Up."