Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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Terrible Phillies cartoon caption contest

The Phillies stink. I mean Pepe le Pew, industrial waste in the Delaware River, Phanatic passing gas stink. Is anyone but the home office surprised? I think the only thing that may be more shocking than their underachieving play is the team may even be worse than fans expected. They're almost unwatchable, and we haven't even made it to the All-Star break.

Terrible Phillies cartoon caption contest

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Rob Tornoe, Philly.com

The Phillies stink. I mean Pepe le Pew, industrial waste in the Delaware River, Phanatic passing gas stink. Is anyone but the home office surprised? I think the only thing that may be more shocking than their underachieving play is the team may even be worse than fans expected. They're almost unwatchable, and we haven't even made it to the All-Star break.

So what do you think of the state of the Phillies? 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.

Check out previous winners here.

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