The Phillies stink. I mean Pepe le Pew, industrial waste in the Delaware River, Phanatic passing gas stink. Is anyone but the home office surprised? I think the only thing that may be more shocking than their underachieving play is the team may even be worse than fans expected. They're almost unwatchable, and we haven't even made it to the All-Star break.
So what do you think of the state of the Phillies?
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