Terrell Owens' marriage lasts about two weeks

Terrell Owens was married, apparently, two weeks ago in Newhall, California. His wife was Rachel Snider, a 33-year-old postal worker, who shared T.O.'s passion for working out at a moment's notice.

Sadly, their romance has dissolved, according to TMZ, as Snider feels that T.O. only wanted her for her money. She says Owens just used her to get a loan for a $2 million house.

To recap, that marriage you didn't even know happened is now over, making it basically like it never happened at all. Sorry for ruining your day.

If it makes you feel any better, T.O. is clearly feeling the strains of this situation.