Tailgaters: The search goes on

There is a lengthy email thread full of some of the raunchier-sounding roller derby terms, as we sorted out which one would be the best to use/least horrifying to readers. Generations from now, when hipsters of the future are sifting through the "classic" internet, they will discover our thread out of context and once more lose respect for their ancestors.

"I came out of stasis for this?!" they'll shout, taking another suckle from their Weyland-Yutani food-sac.