Thursday, September 3, 2015

Source of Yasiel Puig's powers revealed to be umpire, says video game

Yasiel Puig's bat flips are known throughout the land for tearing apart the game of baseball as old white men see it. He's a danger to the game, I tell you! Don't you people see?! He's so brash and arrogant and hasn't even licked Derek Jeter's toes yet!

Source of Yasiel Puig's powers revealed to be umpire, says video game

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Yasiel Puig's bat flips are known throughout the land for tearing apart the game of baseball as old white men see it. He's a danger to the game, I tell you! Don't you people see?! He's so brash and arrogant and hasn't even licked Derek Jeter's toes yet!

This year's version of MLB: The Show offered an easter egg, indicating just where Puig may have gotten his patented bat flipping prowess. It's not where you think.

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