It’s the Sixers offseason, and even former Sixers are already hard at work; Andre Iguodala and Eddie Jordan are both being given more responsibility than they are used to and possibly than they should have.
The current Sixers aren’t quite as busy, but thankfully, the fans are remaining nice and sane.
@sixersceoadam Just figured I threaten to burn down the Wells Fargo Center if you draft Cody Zeller have a good rest of your week
Arson was the only thing really missing from the Sixers’ season, and in some cases would have arguably been an improvement. Regardless, the NBA draft is in about two months, so the Sixers have a while to measure their options, RE: fires.
Everybody loves Manny Ramirez, in that MLB highlights video you still have from 1999.
Now, Manny has fled baseball via retirement to escape any punishment for a positive drug test. These days, he keeps Manny-being in Taiwan, where the Chinese Professional Baseball League plays.
Recently, Manny did what he does best and hit a home run. He then did what he does second best, something inexplicable.
This time, it was taking 30 seconds to run the bases.
Yes, he finally ran into a problem he couldn’t People’s Elbow his way out of, and sadly, The Rock had to go under the knife. After waking up following the successful operation, he began the traditional process for those recovering from surgery.
As far as the Phillies go, there aren’t too many shoe-ins in the starting nine this year. Roy Halladay just isn’t hitting this year. Chase Utley already has more errors than he has home runs. It’s a well-documented fact that the season is ruined.
Here's a montage of some of their best offensive moments of the season.