Sixers cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon, featuring our very own Tankadelphia Sixers. 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Saturday. 

Check out previous winners here.