Sean Avery's career naturally transitions to reality TV dance contest

Sean Avery, retired NHL comment-maker and controversy-haver, is headed to Dancing with the Stars, where the world awaits a scandal involving him because presumably the show has microphones.

Avery certainly knows how to move around dramatically, so this could be a good fit. Or he could throw his partner under the bus if they lose, or throw his partner under a literal bus because he's Sean Avery. The possbilities are limitless! As long as they include Sean Avery doing something awful. Above, we can see him showing off several seconds of running in place and arm-waving.

Since retiring from hockey, Avery has entered the fashion, advertising, modeling, restaurants, and social media-monetizing industries.  No word on if he's overcome his boyish clumsiness.