The NBA draft is this week, and with it looking more and more likely that the Cavaliers won't take the injured Joel Embiid with the top pick, all eyes are on Sixers GM Sam Hinkie. With two picks in the first round and five in the second, what will free-dealing Hinkie be willing to do to secure Andrew Wiggins is a Sixer by the end of the night?
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.
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