Ryan Howard caption contest results

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Ryan Howard Phillies cartoon.

The winner, courtesy of Stewbaca.

Now, it's time to find out who came on top. Here are the runner-ups:

"Ryan, I'm afraid you'll never be able strike out again." — WheresMoose

"We're not sure if it's contagious, but just in case stay away from Dom Brown." — Breaking Bad

"The knee injury was caused by your body compensating for the weight of your wallet." — Art Van De Leigh