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Rob Tornoe's Sixers cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, March 4, 2013, 12:42 PM

Philly.com Staff

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

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Comments (115)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:44 PM, 03/05/2013

Hey Doc, that wasn't my knee you just grabbed.

— watsonmr

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:51 PM, 03/05/2013

I will tell them to let you keep the millions if you give me your hair!

— Phillip Phan

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:48 AM, 03/06/2013

Let's see... a pain in the left knee, a pain in the right knee, and for the city of Philadelphia... a pain in the "high-knee"!

— crawkert

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:08 AM, 03/06/2013

I'm a veterinarian, the Sixers hired me to check out your knee.

— joberzut

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:08 AM, 03/06/2013

I'm a veterinarian, the Sixers hired me to check out your knee.

— joberzut

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:12 AM, 03/06/2013

I recommend experimental injections of somebody else's life. Willis Reed's.

— CrustyMacD

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:29 AM, 03/06/2013

It's a miracle! You turned knee water into whine.

— 2ndNlong

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:06 AM, 03/06/2013

Knee looks fine. Why don't we check your HEART!

— keltman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:12 AM, 03/06/2013

Awwwwwwwwww, do you have a wittle Owie??? Would you like a wittle lollipop?

— Gib

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:18 AM, 03/06/2013

Is it your bowling knee that hurts ?

— mortt1956

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:58 AM, 03/06/2013

I was Jeff Ruland's doctor, so I'll tell you what I told him : Everything will be just fine.

— drbob1

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:10 PM, 03/06/2013

I have lots of experience Andrew. I took care of Bowie, Ruland, Oden, and Walton. You'll be bowling again soon.

— drhoffman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:43 PM, 03/06/2013

I believe it'll heal itself during free agency signings.

— sgstroup

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:42 PM, 03/06/2013

Have you considered donating your knee to charity as a tax write off?

— scottie_mo

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:43 PM, 03/06/2013

Sorry Andrew...kissing the boo boo will not make it better.

— ANDY-IS-FAT

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