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Rob Tornoe's Sixers cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, March 4, 2013, 12:42 PM

Philly.com Staff

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

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Comments (115)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:47 PM, 03/04/2013

well... I have bad news, and I have bad news...

— zolttt

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:53 PM, 03/04/2013

"I have good news and bad news: The good news is your knee is fine, the bad news is I can't find your heart."

— hunglikeaton

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:34 AM, 03/05/2013

At this point, I think I have to go with the tonner.

— mkat33

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:47 PM, 03/06/2013

I'll tr and make a caption, but nothing will top that one. hunglikeaton that perfect !

— jdrab

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:09 PM, 03/04/2013

OK, your knee hurts...now can I show you where you are causing me pain?

— tpizza

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:10 PM, 03/04/2013

I have some deer antler spray that will do wonders for your hair

— Beijingjake-II

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:17 PM, 03/04/2013

I believe the cause of your pain comes from the size of your afro, just saying....

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:19 PM, 03/04/2013

You do realize where you're at, if not, just ask Ricky Watters...

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:21 PM, 03/04/2013

Look at the bright side! You might have a chance to play again, in China!

— Stewbaca

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:23 PM, 03/04/2013

I wouldn't suggest doing situps in your driveway either, that might cause some pain in your knee too.

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:23 PM, 03/04/2013

The bad news is; your playing days in Philly were over before they had a chance to begin. The good news is; you still get millions of dollars and will be healed in time to play for another team next season! I'll send the Sixers the bill.

— extremebeat89

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:25 PM, 03/04/2013

You want me to send the District Attorney a doctor's note ?

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:25 PM, 03/04/2013

You want me to send the District Attorney a doctor's note ?

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:30 PM, 03/04/2013

no pain, no gain...although 17 million isn't bad.

— Logical1

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:30 PM, 03/04/2013

I said, with this surgery, you need to rehab in the pool, not go play pool..."

— mikemc72

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