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Rob Tornoe's Flyers cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, February 18, 2013, 1:23 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

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Comments (100)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:47 AM, 02/12/2013

The Senate just repealed Obamacare!

— joberzut

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:13 AM, 02/12/2013

I heard the local restaurants are discontinuing the Early Bird Special this spring.

— crawkert

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:30 AM, 02/12/2013

No this is the REAL Phillies, not Phantasy camp!

— CFA

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:18 AM, 02/12/2013

Its getting hard to tell "Dream Week" from Spring training.

— pm300

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:58 AM, 02/12/2013

I heard Bud Selig is adding Ben Gay to the banned substance list.

— CrustyMacD

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:05 AM, 02/12/2013

I heard the Brass are actually insisting they DO steriods.

— CrustyMacD

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:09 AM, 02/12/2013

Don't worry - the new Roid's are undetectable.

— CrustyMacD

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:20 AM, 02/12/2013

Rube just told me that they were attempting add some youth to the roster, so they are currently talking to Mike Schmidt's agent

— extremebeat89

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:45 AM, 02/12/2013

You didn't miss much...during the first workout the entire roster was put on the DL!

— ginomcfad

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:45 AM, 02/12/2013

No, the Phillies Phantasy Camp is across the street!

— StevieF

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:58 AM, 02/12/2013

We think health could be our "Achilles Heel." We hope we don't "knee"-d to bring any of the young guys up, but they're ready to give us a shot in the "arm" if we need them.

— udel96

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:02 AM, 02/12/2013

Are you guys gettig your fiber ?

— jdrab

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:04 AM, 02/12/2013

Did you guys do any deer hunting this off season ?

— jdrab

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:17 AM, 02/12/2013

Where is Kevin Costner when you need him ?

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:23 AM, 02/12/2013

"My next report is on the sudden shortage of prune juice in Clearwater."

— Manny Trillo

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