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Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, February 4, 2013, 12:21 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Comments (71)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 5:57 AM, 02/05/2013

Hey, it worked for Jimmy Johnson!

— Reality Speaks

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:47 AM, 02/05/2013

It worked for Ray Lewis, why not us?

— pitzdidg

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:06 AM, 02/05/2013

I heard this helps since I just killed a guy!

— CFA

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:14 AM, 02/05/2013

It has less repercussions than twitter.

— PhillyguyinVA

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:17 AM, 02/05/2013

I got this from some guy named Ray down in Atlanta. best part is, it came with a free suit!

— WheresMoose

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:09 AM, 02/05/2013

[ Insert something not funny here]

— Mike Boryla

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:19 AM, 02/05/2013

If I use this spray maybe my hair will look just like Nick Foles'

— padave78

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:28 AM, 02/05/2013

I got this from the Hair Club for Venison

— Danatgraf

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:46 AM, 02/05/2013

"..So then I told her, I've got better things to do with my time then read the directions!"

— Chrisd302

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:21 PM, 02/05/2013

Just one spray under the tounge and you will be able to murder two men with one knife.

— ANDY-IS-FAT

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:44 PM, 02/05/2013

Do you think this will make me black?

— Stewbaca

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:47 PM, 02/05/2013

It's supposed to help with the healing.....

— Logical1

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:12 PM, 02/05/2013

Strong hair my man! STRONG HAIR!

— NC Eagle Fan

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:19 PM, 02/05/2013

I hear this stuff is good. Maybe these performance enhancers will enhance my opinion of our team's performance.

— Marc L.

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:00 PM, 02/05/2013

Hey, it's better than covering my face in eye black.

— ho_bomb

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