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Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, February 4, 2013, 12:21 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Comments (71)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:57 PM, 02/04/2013

Sure, I'll grow antlers and cry constantly...but its my only shot to make the roster.

— donsiler

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:58 PM, 02/04/2013

It's made from biodegradable waste - like our secondary.

— sgstroup

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:51 PM, 02/04/2013

I got this from Donovan McNabb after Super Bowl XXXIX.

— majuub125

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:57 PM, 02/04/2013

Its about time we grow some horns and learn to tackle the opponents..

— arvind

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 5:13 PM, 02/04/2013

Can you say, "The White version of Ray Lewis"

— Stewbaca

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:46 PM, 02/04/2013

In God's name, we spray.

— crawkert

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:19 PM, 02/04/2013

"The bigger deer's rack, the bigger the dear's rack."

— MagMGirl

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:22 PM, 02/04/2013

Andy left this in his closet. He used to spray it on his barbeque.

— watsonmr

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:28 PM, 02/04/2013

It does have side effects. I'm dropping pellets around the house and I keep trying to mount my wife from behind.

— crawkert

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:39 PM, 02/04/2013

It doesn't grow hair, but I've successfully forgotten the last 3 Eagles seasons!

— ChalupaBatman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:16 PM, 02/04/2013

4 and 12......I need my mind to recover by the opener!

— Logical1

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:30 PM, 02/04/2013

They've done studies you know .. It works 60% of the time Everytime.

— Bucher10

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:38 PM, 02/04/2013

It's cheaper than Rogain and chicks love the outdoorsy scent it gives off.

— Bucher10

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:09 PM, 02/04/2013

With this stuff, I could be the next Vince Papale!

— BIGEGLFAN

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:45 AM, 02/05/2013

You start feeling better right away, but the warning says the after effects can be murder.

— athanatsales

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