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Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Rob Tornoe's Eagles cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, February 4, 2013, 12:21 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

71 comments

Comments (71)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:44 PM, 02/04/2013

If it can win a Super Bowl, male pattern baldness doesn't stand a chance!

— erikjjmc

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:28 PM, 02/05/2013

Think this will give me hair like the Tonner?

— hunglikeaton

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:42 AM, 02/08/2013

Next I'm going to spray it on my Johnson rod...then I'll really be like the Tonner!!

— hunglikeaton

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:28 PM, 02/08/2013

LMAO!!!!!!!

— BP2

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 12:53 PM, 02/04/2013

The tingling means the bain dramage for all those concussions is... what was I talking about?

— erikjjmc

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:06 PM, 02/04/2013

It also cures erectile dysfunction too....

— mikemc72

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:21 PM, 02/04/2013

The NFL has approved its use, but only if you quote the Bible!

— cooperhawk

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:46 PM, 02/04/2013

No Weapon formed against Deer Antler Spray Shall Prosper 1: Raymond, 52

— lenny1010

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:52 PM, 02/04/2013

"You've seen how fast a deer can run, special teams tryout here I come"

— Delaware Doc

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:07 PM, 02/04/2013

And the best part is it's under a buck....

— keltman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:33 PM, 02/04/2013

it also gets you free on murder charges...

— Evil Overlord

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:34 PM, 02/04/2013

me so horrrrrrny!

— Evil Overlord

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:38 PM, 02/04/2013

Don't mind the weird scent. This stuff equals championships.

— bnmorgan23

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:49 PM, 02/04/2013

i love the smell of deer antler in the morning..

— Evil Overlord

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 2:54 PM, 02/04/2013

Hey, I'm starting to feel like God is on my side!

— crawkert

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