Rob Tornoe's caption contest results

Earlier this week, Rob Tornoe's latest cartoon was posted and we asked our readers' input for a much needed humorous caption. 

Here are the runner-ups:

"And that's when I realized I have no goals in life."— The Oneness

"Sorry about your carpet, doc."— Eddie123lets go

"Can't we just play the islanders for the rest of the season?"— MichaelJoseph 

Here is your winner, courtesy of CRUSTYMACD: