The Phillies begin a four game home-and-away series with the Red Sox today, because nothing is better after a lifeless, demoralizing loss than traveling on a holiday to play a team that is probably going to beat you.
Anyone hoping for a bittersweet Shane Victorino reunion will be disappointed, however, as the Flyin’ Hawaiian is grounded for the time being. No, not due to PTSD after a Koji Uehara high five.
The Blue Jays’ Munenori Kawasaki, who is not fluent in English, gave one of the better post game interviews in the history of the sport yesterday after knocking a walkoff hit against the Orioles.
WHO GOES OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY, ANYWAY?
Arrested Development came roaring back to life yesterday, debuting the highly anticipated comedy’s fourth season on Netflix. So, in honor of those bravely staying indoors on Memorial Day to watch all of season four consecutively, we give you Tobias Funke auditioning for a James Cameron movie.