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Phillies troll on, re-sign Michael Martinez

+ Quickly, everyone. Bob Nightengale of USA Today has written just the dumbest thing about baseball, tradition, and how perfect the Cardinals are.

Phillies troll on, re-sign Michael Martinez

+ Quickly, everyone. Bob Nightengale of USA Today has written just the dumbest thing about baseball, tradition, and how perfect the Cardinals are.

+ Good morning, and a happy Friday to

...the 2014 Phillies, everybody. Give 'um a hand. At the very least, they know how to troll.

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