Phillies Papelbon cartoon caption contest

So far, the best you can say about Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon is he's been very hit or miss, destroying what little confidence fans had left in his ability to seal victories. Can he turn it around as the season progresses, or are the Phillies going to be stuck with an aging, overpaid has been with a slowing fastball? 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday.

Check out previous winners here.

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