Quick Philly sports recap in tweet form

Here in Philadelphia, we don't have time to know how terrible things are for our sports teams.

by Justin Klugh

Published Jun. 25, 2013, 2:03 p.m. ET

Here in Philadelphia, we don't have time to know how terrible things are for our sports teams. So let's take a second for a succinct recap of all the things that are happening in the form of a single tweet for each team.

Then, we can get back to sobbing into our hands.

SIXERS

Sixers have a draft selection to make in three days, and we get Adam Aron controversy and Bynum attending Formula One races all day.

FLYERS

Ilya Bryzgalov, the millionaire goalie who won't have to work for the next 14 years.

PHILLIES

We r so good

EAGLES

With the state of the other three, this feels more like an ominous warning.

One month until the #Eagles walk through these doors for Training Camp. http://t.co/ug1ZdHDunB

UNION

Makes you feel really, really bad for whatever terrific cataclysm is about to upend the Union.

He's got an @MLS high five GW goals. He's @JackMcInerney9 and he's a beast. Vote: http://t.co/LDltoUIdpM #MLSAllStar pic.twitter.com/rN0nyJ1o4B

Be careful out there, Jack McInerney, because there's probably a grand piano on a string teetering above your head.