Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Nick Foles buys all Eagles offensive linemen Xbox Ones

Happy New Year's from Nick Foles, offensive line. It's a good year to be protecting the Eagles quarterback. For one, the O-line wasn't decimated by injury this season. For another, the team is headed to the playoffs after a 4-12 season last year.

Nick Foles buys all Eagles offensive linemen Xbox Ones

Happy New Year's from Nick Foles, offensive line. It's a good year to be protecting the Eagles quarterback. For one, the O-line wasn't decimated by injury this season. For another, the team is headed to the playoffs after a 4-12 season last year. 

And lastly, because Nick Foles just wants you to be thinking good thoughts about him as you hurl your body into harm's way while protecting him.

At the moment, the freshly released Xbox Ones - initially criticized as the lesser of the two new console releases - are $499.99. That's at least about $5,000 Foles spent on his Christmas bonuses.

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