You've worked hard, Nationals employees.
Some of you harder than others, but still. It was a long, hard, incredibly disappointing season. I think we all know how high your hopes were for the year. Remember all those Nationals-Blue Jays World Series predictions? Ha ha ha.
Here we are, with the same old Red Sox/Tigers/Dodgers/Cardinals formula as every year. The Dodgers are kind of new I guess. And the Yankees aren't in there. That's nice.
But hey, why did you get into this business? Because of the Nationals? No! In the grand scheme of things, they're barely a blip on the historical radar. Because of baseball!
Don't you want to watch them celebrate? Again?
This time it wouldn't even be your hearts they're dancing on!