The boredom of the NHL offseason - or perhaps enthusiasm, sparked by the flurry of recent roster moves - leads to all sort of outlets. For one talented graphic artist, the NHL's jerseys were due for some distorted reality.
Redditor MinnesotaHockeyGuy performed a color swap, league wide, giving us a look at what teams would look like were they to adopt the aesthetics of their enemies.
Ha ha, yes; there's a red Blues jersey and some distorted reality Canucks garb; all in good fun, I must sa--
What nightmare shadow world did this thing crawl out of?! Whose horrid dreamscape produced such... such filth?!
Shut it down. SHUT IT ALL DOWN.