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Miguel Cabrera is "property of Philadelphia," says shirt

In a shocking turn of events, the Flyers' Jakub Voracek inadvertently announced via Twitter this morning that Miguel Cabrera was now "property of Philadelphia."

Miguel Cabrera is "property of Philadelphia," says shirt

In a shocking turn of events, the Flyers' Jakub Voracek inadvertently announced via Twitter this morning that Miguel Cabrera was now "property of Philadelphia."

Welcome to Philadelphia, Miguel. This is the most unpredicted, cross-sport signing in the history of everything. 

Theories are flying that Cabrera is merely in town to receive surgery, and is attending tonight's Flyers game. But who takes these sorts of mindless gossip seriously?

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