Metta World Peace having a real active morning

Sounds delicious, Metta World Peace. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Metta World Peace woke up this morning in the mood to make another one of his Twitter ultimatums.

But then somebody put his lunch down in front of him and he was so awestruck by life's awesomeness that he couldn't help himself.

Then he simplified things for us.

And then he was gone, like a whole grain turkey pizza after you eat it.