Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Matt Stairs poses for most adorable, bad ass calendar of all time

The Phillies and the PSPCA are eternally bonded into one of the most simulatenously cute and awesome relationships of all time. Watching Chase Utley handle a puppy is an image best viewed only once or twice a year, as most human minds have yet to evolve to a point where accepting that sort of imagery won't short ciruit the nervous system.

Matt Stairs poses for most adorable, bad ass calendar of all time

The Phillies and the PSPCA are eternally bonded into one of the most simulatenously cute and awesome relationships of all time. Watching Chase Utley handle a puppy is an image best viewed only once or twice a year, as most human minds have yet to evolve to a point where accepting that sort of imagery won't short ciruit the nervous system.

Here we see Matt Stairs, posing for a PSPCA calendar. Everyone check with your doctors before viewing.

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