The baseball mascot game is a harsh racket. Sure, it may look like they’re living it up at a child’s party or groundbreaking ceremony, but it turns out the reason they pull from an endless reservoir of sheer joy is that they’re making a cool $600 an hour for public appearances.
Anyone who finds the randomly selected Hernandez sticker in their book gets to go exchange it for a Tim Tebow one, making yet another event that requires people to go and exchange Hernandez for something.
Before this summer, I bet you never thought Aaron Hernandez would effect the gas levels in your car.
Phillies catching prospect Tommy Joseph 1. Found an awesome t-shirt and 2. Is just letting you know where you can pick it up.