We all know the Marlins are terrible. So terrible that they've closed off the upper deck of their stadium for this week's series against the Phillies because no one in Miami cares about them.
But it's possible to play bad baseball and still be classy about it. You could, for example, beat the Phillies three straight times even if you lose to almost everyone else.
Congratulations, Alex Sanabia. You got people to pay attention to your team.
Your prize is being labeled as a jerk.