Justin Verlander is going to buy his way out of any offseason, World Series-missing funk, and being a stud millionaire/elite athlete, he is able to do that quite epically.
Justin's new ride. Only other one like it on the East Coast is some guy named Michael Jordan. So sick pic.twitter.com/aUid1uxJO7
— Ben Verlander (@Verly32) October 30, 2013
Good luck on your adventures as a space ranger in the future, Justin Verlander.