Joel Embiid cartoon caption contest

Sixers GM Sam Hinkie didn't say it for sure, but signs seem to indicate that Joel Embiid, the third overall pick in this year's NBA Draft, will sit out the entire season. This is nothing new for Sixers fans - Embiid is preceeded by season-long injuries to Nerlens Noel and Andre Bynum. But what should Sixers make of Embiid, who the Sixers lost 26 games in a row to draft? 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Saturday.

Check out previous winners here.