The night has finally arrived.
Some fan will be plucked from the stands at Coca-Cola Park during a beautiful evening in Allentown and reminded of their inevitable mortality.
It's Celebration of Life Night! Come out to Coca-Cola Park as we put the FUN back in funeral giveaway! http://t.co/q6Bk10p1Ct
— IronPigs (@IronPigs) August 20, 2013
The IronPigs, famous for innovating the art of giving away free stuff at baseball games, are attempting to top all previous giveaways with a free funeral.
It's "Celebration of Life" night, and the 'Pigs asked fans to submit essays desrcibing the funeral they've always wanted. The best entry will receive a free funeral (upon naturally passing away some time in the future, of course).
For a less sepulchral night at the 'ol ballpark, maybe come out for the next giveaway on August 26.
It's a magnet.