Phillies games this year have been alive with jackasses threatening to run onto the field, failing to achieve their intensely stupid dreams thanks to a combination of cowardice and intense stupidty.
But for those of you who think you're quick enough to slip past security and actually intend to follow through with your dumbness, Eagles security has been practicing all summer just for you.
Swear to God, Linc security guards are practicing chasing "fans" who run onto field: pic.twitter.com/4xSBxQh9wd— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) August 26, 2013
Now they're meeting to discuss how the exercise went. Guy in middle explains he has to see the film first: pic.twitter.com/CbJ4GZhfu0— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) August 26, 2013