Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Eagles security is going to be ready for you this year

Phillies games this year have been alive with jackasses threatening to run onto the field, failing to achieve their intensely stupid dreams thanks to a combination of cowardice and intense stupidty.

Eagles security is going to be ready for you this year

Phillies games this year have been alive with jackasses threatening to run onto the field, failing to achieve their intensely stupid dreams thanks to a combination of cowardice and intense stupidty.

But for those of you who think you're quick enough to slip past security and actually intend to follow through with your dumbness, Eagles security has been practicing all summer just for you.

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Of course, these pictures might give you a slight window into your tactics, but really, the point is, don't be a jackass.

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