Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea, stays there in new Foot Locker ad

Whoever produced this Foot Locker ad, whoever wrangled all the sports figures and got them to say the things they say, may have never dreamed they'd be working for a shoe store, but they are making it work.

Foot Locker is promoting their Week of Greatness, seven days of "premium shoe releases," which can apparently make everything right with the world.