Cowboys player smears fake blood on face because he 'feasted' on Giants or something

Cowboys defensive tackle Jason Hatcher was so happy about the Cowboys' win over the Giants that he smeared fake blood all over his face.

"Simmering inside from all the trash talking by the New York Giants, Cowboys defensive tackle Jason Hatcher came up with an idea while sitting at home late last week.

The key to executing his idea played out perfectly on a bitter cold evening Sunday at MetLife Stadium. It involved a 16-ounce bottle of Vampire Blood and a victory that left the Giants, well, red-faced."

When pressed, Hatcher informed reporters that the blood belonged to "all of" the Giants, having taken offense to the Giants' Jason Pierre-Paul claiming New York would "put it on" Dallas.