Friday, May 22, 2015

Cowboys don't want to hear about this 'Peyton Manning'

Knowing you have to play Peyton Manning later in the week is like finding out about an asteroid, plummeting toward the earth; a big, vengeful asteroid, with incredible accuracy and timing, that has somehow avoiding all other obstacles in the universe on its way to earth.

Cowboys don't want to hear about this 'Peyton Manning'

Peyton Manning smells blood. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)
Peyton Manning smells blood. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey)

Knowing you have to play Peyton Manning later in the week is like finding out about an asteroid, plummeting toward the earth; a big, vengeful asteroid, with incredible accuracy and timing, that has somehow avoiding all other obstacles in the universe on its way to earth.

Somehow, this has made the Cowboys, this week's Manning victims, sort of cranky.

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Ha ha, right. Good luck, guys.

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