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Cartoon caption contest

Philadelphia, 76ers, Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, basketball, baseball, hockey, football, college sports, union, independence, soccer, penn, temple, la salle, villanova, st. joseph's, st. joe's, penn state, drexel

153 comments

Cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, January 14, 2013, 1:27 PM

Philly.com Sports

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

153 comments

Comments (153)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:53 AM, 01/16/2013

They said I'd only be locked up here until the Eagles hire a head coach. What's your story?

— athanatsales

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 5:58 AM, 01/16/2013

Hey Clarkie have you won the cup yet, I need a shave and a haircut.

— Chiefmanybrs

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:58 AM, 01/16/2013

I have been here since the last time Tornoe picked a good caption in this contest.

— rockinrob

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:21 AM, 01/16/2013

No seriously, I am the Dancing Guy...They have locked me up since the lockout, you've gotta believe me!

— facklerj10

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:16 AM, 01/16/2013

Hey Claude, its me, Mike Richards. Don't answer questions to the media. Then the idiot fans will hate you, they'll rip the C off your shirt, and you can go win the Cup the next year!

— macd41144

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:28 AM, 01/16/2013

"Wah! You've been locked out, well buddy i've been locked up in philly sports hell!"

— sw-sportsfan

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:33 AM, 01/16/2013

"$83-223 for hockey tickets! How long have I been locked up? Well, good thing we have cable here."

— sw-sportsfan

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:52 AM, 01/16/2013

"Not sure which is worse, haning in these chains waiting for you kids to quit bickering or watching you flounder in the playoff"

— Matt from Iowa

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:05 AM, 01/16/2013

Maybe you guys would win if your helmets fit.

— Sasquatch

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:37 AM, 01/16/2013

Did you at least miss me a little?

— eman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:55 AM, 01/16/2013

Listen, my wife said maybe it's best if I stay down here until after the season is over.

— drexeljoes

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 11:48 AM, 01/16/2013

"Man Cave-Philly style!"

— Mike Boryla

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:44 PM, 01/16/2013

If only gawd makes more saves than Bernie, does this mean Bernie is the only one who can save the NHL from another lockout??

Dear gawd please fire Bettman so the fans can go back to oldtime hockey. You know no stoppages every time a new contract needs to be negotiated!

— Born to be an Atheist

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:55 PM, 01/16/2013

You're next, huh? You have your work cut out for you...

— Flyguy1228

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 1:58 PM, 01/16/2013

Welcome back! Ja think I can hang around waitin' for you guys forever!

— philaphil

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