Gregor Blanco knocked the ball over Harper’s head last night, heading straight for his old arch nemesis – the wall. Suddenly, Harper was faced with a decision: Track the ball and make a game-saving play, despite an injury risk – or resist the urge to smash his face on things.
The debate lasted mere seconds, and ended with him doing a weird… hopping… thing… and fielding the ball off the wall.
“I don’t want to hit the frickin’ wall full-on,” Harper said. That’s not something two-weeks-go Bryce Harper would have said.
Some days, you’re riding the bus to work, and you just think, “What if I got off at the next stop and left it all behind? What if I just ran away?”
It is probably a comfort to know you have the same thoughts as a goat whose escape plan shut down a bridge in New Jersey. Of course, your morning bus commute isn’t headed for a slaughterhouse, so it’s safe to say that she had a little more on the line.
VICK WINNING 'BEST FRIENDS' PORTION OF TRAINING CAMP
Michael Vick may not be getting as many snaps as Nick Foles, or running the new offense as well, but he is bonding with Chip Kelly in a way that very visually takes Foles out of the picture.
Just a couple of guys, hanging out at an NFL training camp, forging lifelong friendships, pretending Nick Foles isn’t standing behind them, watching his car get stolen out of the parking lot.