Monday, May 4, 2015

Bruins try to keep Justin Bieber from ruining everything

People keep letting Justin Bieber into locker rooms, and then keep being amazed when he commits egregious errors.

Bruins try to keep Justin Bieber from ruining everything

People keep letting Justin Bieber into locker rooms, and then keep being amazed when he commits egregious errors like touching the Stanley Cup, or stepping on the team logo, or being Justin Bieber.

The Bruins, weary of Bieber committing the second crime, took measures into their own hands when Bieber was scheduled to perform a show at TD Garden. To prevent him from Bieber-ing all over their locker room, they roped off the logo.

So we've been doing it all wrong; it's not crosses and holy water, but ropes that are the preferred method of warding off Bieber.

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