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American squirrel ruins U.S. Open

A rambunctious squirrel recently got 200+ retweets and therefore had to go through with his promise to run onto the court at the U.S. Open, unlike the coward I just linked to.

American squirrel ruins U.S. Open

A rambunctious squirrel recently got 200+ retweets and therefore had to go through with his promise to run onto the court at the U.S. Open, unlike the coward I just linked to.

Seeing the breach, security immediately took action; chuckling to themselves, taking several half-ass steps toward the squirrel, and finally watching it run under a fence. An adorable break in the intense action.

The squirrel was arrested, fined $20,000, and will spend the next year in an adorable tiny jail cell.

Justin Klugh Sports Producer
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