Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013

A new mask, Bryzgalov receives

For anyone who hasn't seen the movies, "Do or do not; there is no try," could probably be a clip from the last Bryz presser.

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A new mask, Bryzgalov receives

POSTED: Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 1:00 PM

Something has to pull the Flyers out of this funk. Will it be a big win? A fun song? A numb acceptance that under .500 is as good as this team can get? Because we're trying that and it's awful.

No, what the Flyers need is some new hardware, which Ilya Bryzgalov - or Mr. Universe, as he is referred to by disembodied phone-bots - received today in the form of a Star Wars-themed goalie mask.

That's Darth Vader on the right, reaching out to choke someone to death, flanked by the Death Star and an advancing star destroyer. Countering the Dark Side is a grimacing Yoda, waving his light saber dangerously close to R2-D2's head.

Yoda is an excellent choice of imagery for someone whose speech patterns follow their own distinct cadence. For anyone who hasn't seen the movies, "Do or do not; there is no try," could probably be a clip from the last Bryz presser. 

But perhaps the most apt Yoda quotation for this occasion comes from the novel "Shatterpoint:"

"If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play."

UPDATE, 1:10 p.m.: Yoda's light saber is red, the color traditionally bestowed to the Sith lords. No idea what this could possibly mean, but it's definitely something. We'll keep you updated.

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Comments  (8)
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:28 PM, 02/26/2013
    Stop pucks he must, yes, stop pucks, hmmmm.
    jp8899
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:11 PM, 02/26/2013
    Disney going to sue him now.
    Sidewinder7
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:22 PM, 02/26/2013
    Broad Street Nerds
    burholme
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:08 PM, 02/26/2013
    HAN SHOT FIRST!
    phillyjoel
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:28 PM, 02/26/2013
    Siri still responds with Bryzgalov if asked who is Mr. Universe, confirmed I just have
    TongueWagger
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:59 AM, 02/27/2013
    Nerdily speaking...AWESOME mask!!!!!
    Fly Guy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:05 AM, 02/27/2013
    Han DID shoot first, and boy did he ever score big on Greedo.
    Wrack
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:48 PM, 02/27/2013
    pretty nice mask but why Star Wars...?
    xtrem1337


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