A new mask, Bryzgalov receives
For anyone who hasn't seen the movies, "Do or do not; there is no try," could probably be a clip from the last Bryz presser.
A new mask, Bryzgalov receives
Justin Klugh, Assistant Sports Producer
Something has to pull the Flyers out of this funk. Will it be a big win? A fun song? A numb acceptance that under .500 is as good as this team can get? Because we're trying that and it's awful.
No, what the Flyers need is some new hardware, which Ilya Bryzgalov - or Mr. Universe, as he is referred to by disembodied phone-bots - received today in the form of a Star Wars-themed goalie mask.
Ilya Bryzgalov has a new mask designed by Franny Drummond... Check out the pics #Flyers twitter.com/NHLFlyers/stat…
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) February 26, 2013
Here's the other side of Bryzgalov's new mask... #Flyers twitter.com/NHLFlyers/stat…
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) February 26, 2013
That's Darth Vader on the right, reaching out to choke someone to death, flanked by the Death Star and an advancing star destroyer. Countering the Dark Side is a grimacing Yoda, waving his light saber dangerously close to R2-D2's head.
Yoda is an excellent choice of imagery for someone whose speech patterns follow their own distinct cadence. For anyone who hasn't seen the movies, "Do or do not; there is no try," could probably be a clip from the last Bryz presser.
But perhaps the most apt Yoda quotation for this occasion comes from the novel "Shatterpoint:"
"If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play."
UPDATE, 1:10 p.m.: Yoda's light saber is red, the color traditionally bestowed to the Sith lords. No idea what this could possibly mean, but it's definitely something. We'll keep you updated.
Stop pucks he must, yes, stop pucks, hmmmm. jp8899
Disney going to sue him now. Sidewinder7
Broad Street Nerds burholme
HAN SHOT FIRST!
phillyjoel
Siri still responds with Bryzgalov if asked who is Mr. Universe, confirmed I just have TongueWagger
Nerdily speaking...AWESOME mask!!!!! Fly Guy
Han DID shoot first, and boy did he ever score big on Greedo. Wrack
pretty nice mask but why Star Wars...? xtrem1337


