Do you like complaining about the Eagles, then spending two days bidding on their belongings?
Boy, this is good news for you, then.
Sunrise on September 3 will be at 6:30 a.m., so it will still be dark when you can start bidding in 94 WIP's annual Eagles Radiothon. A phone bank will be awaiting your dreary, pre-coffee requests, and take bids on a variety of Eagles merchandise, including tickets to see the Eagles play in Green Bay on November 10, hanging out with Michael Vick in a suite at a Phillies game, and even serving as Chip Kelly's assistant during an Eagles practice.
Just think of it - you and Michael Vick, toasting champagne as Darin Ruf knocks a meaningless home run into the second deck to bring the Phillies within nine runs with two outs in the eighth inning; Jonathan Papelbon warming up in the bullpen, preparing for another appearance in a loss, just so he can get some work in.
So be ready by the time the sun comes up on September 3, because this auction only lasts until the 4th at 6:00 p.m.