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Rob Tornoe's cartoon caption contest
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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.
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Good news- We just completed the uniform deal with Nike. Bad news- They're not interested in either one of your Jerseys.— Mike Boryla- "Why not a reality show? Ron Mexico & Lead Foot."— BP2
- "Plus, I hear the XFL is coming back."— BP2
- Ronnie Bass! Willie Beamen! Who do you think I should give this money to when I replace you both?— andrewdennis13
- Sorry fellas...looks like I'll be taking this.— Marc L.
- Who wants to hold the clipboard?— kyle.cullinan
- Pardon me fellas, I'm headed to DC to bribe a congressman out of retirement and back on on our O line.— Grm1975
- Now if only this bag of cash could buy you about 3 inches...and you... about 3 seconds off your 40 time?— Grm1975
- Boys, as you know I am a big fan of the Spread and we are going to start with your salaries OK? No Offense.— davidy
- Ok guys. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!— sixer76
- fellas,, I've got good news and bad news.. Which do you want first!!— James123
- Relax guys, at least one of you will be our backup next season.— carlygoulianos
- Vick or Nick? We just need more draft picks!— mflaherty6
- I'll give you this starting QB money if you can name two plays from my spread offense playbook.— Mullarkey6
- If I only had 6.5 million dollars every time someone said my offense can't work in the NFL.— jimmy_jam
- 9-7, 7-9 either way its not good enough— eaglem
- The starting QB job is gonna be a real dog fight. No offense Michael.— PaulGeigert
- Why did I leave Oregon? I needed to put myself in a better position to make more money. Time is yours...— mcgett17
- Hey, it's an open competion for the starting QB role... just not for either one on you two.— C-Note
- " I got my money, Good Luck getting yours! "— Mike Boryla
- Since we can't put Nick's head on your body Mike; I'm reading a 3rd option...— rayzor76
- I need your arm and your legs....I have this bag of money. Suggestions?— brettwest75
- Nick, here's the new playbook. Mike, Howie is looking for you.— Pineapple Betafish
- Name me the best places in town for a single guy to spend all this dough?— Reality Speaks
- Spread the words boys, your money's no good while I'm in town.— Homer S
- "Going to Senior Bowl to find a young, mobile QB."— BP2
- So all you gotta do is snap the ball and get pounded by a linebacker on the option read every 20 seconds. Easy money!— antfort
- "You fellas fleeced Jeffrey, so why can't I?"— BP2
- Don't worry guys, whoever isn't the QB will be the next defensive coordinator.— flyerphann
- "Practice? Who needs practice? I need a deposit slip."— BP2
- "Which way to SugarHouse?"— BP2
- I got this new idea for the offense. Your gonna laugh but I don't need either of you, just lots of this green stuff to find a new QB.— bjphilfan
- Dam right I got paid upfront - I saw last year's game films.— Tom from MD
- No sanctions in the NFL, right?— 2ndNlong
- "The cash is for Teo. He knows how to make people disappear."— BP2
- get out of my way punkasses... i'm headed to delilah's— zwarte piet
- Listen, I don't know what to do either so $20k to the first guy who takes himself out of the equation. Know whadda mean fellas?— PhilaFish
- You guys know any good offshore banks? Need to stash this before they find me out.— PhilaFish
- I'm looking for Ryan Nassib.— ho_bomb
- Okay, here's how this works: You pick a number between seven and nine, and if it's the one I'm thinking about, you not only get the dough, you get to be next year's backup QB as well. Ready?— DaveCicc
- Part of my deal was to find a way to save 3 million dollars in my first week...funny how things just work out.— kbreelak
- So which one of you starts the year off injured first?— ICEInvestigator55
- Fellows,does all NFL GM'S give new coaches a bag of spending money?????. Times yours.— olddog
- Do you guys know where I can buy a franchise QB?— NC Eagle Fan
- " Hey great to meet you guys.. This is the closest either of you will get to big money or playing starting QB. In my offense we held up signs to signal plays...for you guys look for exit"— new2vero2
- As you guys know, I run a spread offense. So, we're going to run it with Nick in Kansas City and Vick in Oakland. And yeah, this is a bag of money.— crawkert
- You boys are sponsored by nike...think they'll just let me keep this dough even though I'm no longer a Duck?— Reality Speaks
- In my right hand is somebodys walking papers..— dudley111
- They showed me the money to show you two the door.— thealphawolf
- I'm going with Pedro.— thealphawolf
- Here's a few bucks--go find out if Andy left any cheese steak joints in business while I'm at the Senior Bowl scouting your replacement.— thealphawolf
- The first thing we will need to cover is how to take a sack. In this case, your will be much smaller than mine.— ChalupaBatman
- This bag isn't mine. This one's for Alex Smith.— eman
- Fend for yourselves boys. I got mine.— watsonmr
- You're the next contestant if the price is right.— PhillyLifer
- Sorry Guys, this was the Kelley Green I was talking about, not the Uniforms!— cooperhawk
- I'm going to hide half of this money under Nick's running shoes and the other half under Mike's notes on "how to read defenses". No one will ever find it.— ANDY-IS-FAT
- I'll be introducing a lot of college schemes to the NFL. My favorite one is coaches get paid, players don't!— dan78
- Either of you know of a good place to buy some more visors?— ho_bomb
- This isn't for you, it's for a defensive coordinator.— ho_bomb
- "Run game!" Geeze, what is it with you people?— BleedPhilly
- Eenie meenie miney moe...— BleedPhilly
- I'm starting a pool on who is going to start at QB next season. You guys want in?— ho_bomb
- "Sorry guys, I'm afraid your contract situations are not looking quite as ducky!"— WheresMoose
- Mr. Lurie said, "Waste no time in making one of those guys the starting QB." So, here's some money for your tickets out of town.— crawkert
- Sorry guys, can't talk now. I'm on my way to get a QB!— Mohave
- It was nice meeting you two. Take care now. Do either of you have Alex Smith's phone number?— udel96
- See ya boys looking to sack me a Q B NFL's version OF BLACK FRIDAY— jasinske
- I just finished looking at the film, and while it was wildly entertaining, I must say goodbye to both of you.— drbob1
- Like Cortez, I burned the boats, but not the bus. I'll take care of the fare.— crawkert
- your on your own guys,time to take care of the real #1— Gullysflyers
- Ball turnover is bad. Player turnover is good.— sgstroup
- "Good news Fellas" We've paid a doctor to use both your DNA to make one good quarterback.— ubetterlisten
- Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock... Ready? Go!— Justin_Writer
- Evony...Ivory living in perfect har-money.— rockinrob
- Ha...Juan wasn't the only one left holding the bag.— bodybaggame
- Can you guys spell, "Free Agent"?— SantaoftheSouth
- Someone finally gave me a dollar for everytime someone has said that an NFL Quarterback would get crushed in my system.— wkd515
- Sorry guys I broke the bank and we need to go in a winning direction— jimk24
- I'm more than Helf-rich now— neiljohnston
- Always wanted my QB's out of the bag!— neiljohnston
- I want this bag to be bigger, so you're both gone. Need some change?— neiljohnston
- I can afford you but I can't afford to use you.— 2ndNlong
Foles go hit the weights, me and mike need to have a talk.— daphillymann- I'll deal with the criticism - like water off this duck's back! Quaaack!— 1Dukie
- First, we're gonna play "52 pick-up" like, 125,000 times, OK?— 1Dukie
- I can finally pay players above board!— thegreatkub
- First things first guys...with this big contract I can finally afford to buy an entire hat!— ginomcfad
- The key is to "pretend" it's the NCAA chasing after you.— 1Dukie
- After I got paid there doesn't seem to be much left..... I wonder who I'll pick......— Aaron390
- Actually fellas, a Duck's bill is the largest.— 1Dukie
- I'd tell you where I traded you both but it's all a blur.— brentrn
- Looking for a young, mobile QB to run my offense. Since neither of you fit that description I need a bigger bag of money to lure one to Philly— igglefan67
- Who would you gusy choose with the 4th pick...Matt Barkley or Geno Smith?— jbutter
- Do you guys need bus fare for your way out of town?— jaderunner
- How old is Johnny Manziel??— bnmorgan23
- How old is Johnny Manziel??— bnmorgan23
- Ain't no green like Kelly green, right boys?— 1Dukie
- There's only one fair way to judge...who thinks they can qualify for Wing Bowl???— michele10j
- Boys,I've decided to trade you both to the Raiders and I will play QB next year!— Eagle_Steve
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...Which of these quarterbacks can really throw?— Hersheysan
- Listen men, what I need is someone who is willing to do what it takes to win and not make excuses.— dave54
- Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, catch an Eagle by the toe, if he hollers let him go, Howie told me to pick the very best one and you are QB!!— llucas3
- Umm...Nick, tell Andy I said hi...Mike, this $3 million, not going to happen....!!!— mikemc72
- They say that 9 is square, and 7 is past his prime. Me, I just see a couple of odd numbers.— jonnyrcd
- Alumni will give you $ if you come play for me!— SFPatriot
- I got my money, where do you boys think you'll be next season?— KDofNorthWales
- i've watched the film and changed my mind... i'm going to cleveland!— nyphilliephan
- We were going to spend this on better offensive lineman, but we'll just put our existing O-Line in a better position to succeed.— Birdslover
- I don't trust a QB shorter then me.— Sidewinder7
- Jeffrey wants me to give this to a QB who can win in the NFL. Do you two gentlemen happen to know anyone?— jjs0815
- At least Joe Banner won't "reject" you guys.— Eagles305
I don't think Jeffrey has enough money in this bag for both of you...- OK, guys, 9 7 is 13 right? If you can throw more touchdowns then that we can split this bag of money 1 way.......— darr032
- Now boys, how much you want for your houses?— grtm
- Whoever can run the spread and drive a Brink's truck gets to stay.— Robbo
- Now, if I could only find a way to combine you two...— majuub125
- Meeting with Lincoln Financial advisor on three.— Robbo
- relax guys,the way our line blocks were going to need 4 quarterbacks!!— waynerodman
- I'd love to help you guys out but this loot is already ear-marked for Genny Cream Ale.
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