Rob Tornoe's cartoon caption contest
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Rob Tornoe's cartoon caption contest
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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.
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relax guys,the way our line blocks were going to need 4 quarterbacks!!— waynerodman- I'd love to help you guys out but this loot is already ear-marked for Genny Cream Ale.
- Meeting with Lincoln Financial advisor on three.— Robbo
- Now, if I could only find a way to combine you two...— majuub125
- Whoever can run the spread and drive a Brink's truck gets to stay.— Robbo
- Now boys, how much you want for your houses?— grtm
- OK, guys, 9 7 is 13 right? If you can throw more touchdowns then that we can split this bag of money 1 way.......— darr032
I don't think Jeffrey has enough money in this bag for both of you...- At least Joe Banner won't "reject" you guys.— Eagles305
- Jeffrey wants me to give this to a QB who can win in the NFL. Do you two gentlemen happen to know anyone?— jjs0815
- I don't trust a QB shorter then me.— Sidewinder7
- We were going to spend this on better offensive lineman, but we'll just put our existing O-Line in a better position to succeed.— Birdslover
- i've watched the film and changed my mind... i'm going to cleveland!— nyphilliephan
- I got my money, where do you boys think you'll be next season?— KDofNorthWales
- Alumni will give you $ if you come play for me!— SFPatriot
- They say that 9 is square, and 7 is past his prime. Me, I just see a couple of odd numbers.— jonnyrcd
- Umm...Nick, tell Andy I said hi...Mike, this $3 million, not going to happen....!!!— mikemc72
- Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, catch an Eagle by the toe, if he hollers let him go, Howie told me to pick the very best one and you are QB!!— llucas3
- Listen men, what I need is someone who is willing to do what it takes to win and not make excuses.— dave54
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...Which of these quarterbacks can really throw?— Hersheysan
- Boys,I've decided to trade you both to the Raiders and I will play QB next year!— Eagle_Steve
- There's only one fair way to judge...who thinks they can qualify for Wing Bowl???— michele10j
- Ain't no green like Kelly green, right boys?— 1Dukie
- How old is Johnny Manziel??— bnmorgan23
- How old is Johnny Manziel??— bnmorgan23
- Do you guys need bus fare for your way out of town?— jaderunner
- Who would you gusy choose with the 4th pick...Matt Barkley or Geno Smith?— jbutter
- Looking for a young, mobile QB to run my offense. Since neither of you fit that description I need a bigger bag of money to lure one to Philly— igglefan67
- I'd tell you where I traded you both but it's all a blur.— brentrn
- Actually fellas, a Duck's bill is the largest.— 1Dukie
- After I got paid there doesn't seem to be much left..... I wonder who I'll pick......— Aaron390
- The key is to "pretend" it's the NCAA chasing after you.— 1Dukie
- First things first guys...with this big contract I can finally afford to buy an entire hat!— ginomcfad
- I can finally pay players above board!— thegreatkub
- First, we're gonna play "52 pick-up" like, 125,000 times, OK?— 1Dukie
- I'll deal with the criticism - like water off this duck's back! Quaaack!— 1Dukie
Foles go hit the weights, me and mike need to have a talk.— daphillymann- I can afford you but I can't afford to use you.— 2ndNlong
- I want this bag to be bigger, so you're both gone. Need some change?— neiljohnston
- Always wanted my QB's out of the bag!— neiljohnston
- I'm more than Helf-rich now— neiljohnston
- Sorry guys I broke the bank and we need to go in a winning direction— jimk24
- Someone finally gave me a dollar for everytime someone has said that an NFL Quarterback would get crushed in my system.— wkd515
- Can you guys spell, "Free Agent"?— SantaoftheSouth
- Ha...Juan wasn't the only one left holding the bag.— bodybaggame
- Evony...Ivory living in perfect har-money.— rockinrob
- Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock... Ready? Go!— Justin_Writer
- "Good news Fellas" We've paid a doctor to use both your DNA to make one good quarterback.— ubetterlisten
- Ball turnover is bad. Player turnover is good.— sgstroup
- your on your own guys,time to take care of the real #1— Gullysflyers
- Like Cortez, I burned the boats, but not the bus. I'll take care of the fare.— crawkert
- I just finished looking at the film, and while it was wildly entertaining, I must say goodbye to both of you.— drbob1
- See ya boys looking to sack me a Q B NFL's version OF BLACK FRIDAY— jasinske
- It was nice meeting you two. Take care now. Do either of you have Alex Smith's phone number?— udel96
- Sorry guys, can't talk now. I'm on my way to get a QB!— Mohave
- Mr. Lurie said, "Waste no time in making one of those guys the starting QB." So, here's some money for your tickets out of town.— crawkert
- "Sorry guys, I'm afraid your contract situations are not looking quite as ducky!"— WheresMoose
- I'm starting a pool on who is going to start at QB next season. You guys want in?— ho_bomb
- Eenie meenie miney moe...— BleedPhilly
- "Run game!" Geeze, what is it with you people?— BleedPhilly
- This isn't for you, it's for a defensive coordinator.— ho_bomb
- Either of you know of a good place to buy some more visors?— ho_bomb
- I'll be introducing a lot of college schemes to the NFL. My favorite one is coaches get paid, players don't!— dan78
- I'm going to hide half of this money under Nick's running shoes and the other half under Mike's notes on "how to read defenses". No one will ever find it.— ANDY-IS-FAT
- Sorry Guys, this was the Kelley Green I was talking about, not the Uniforms!— cooperhawk
- You're the next contestant if the price is right.— PhillyLifer
- Fend for yourselves boys. I got mine.— watsonmr
- This bag isn't mine. This one's for Alex Smith.— eman
- The first thing we will need to cover is how to take a sack. In this case, your will be much smaller than mine.— ChalupaBatman
- Here's a few bucks--go find out if Andy left any cheese steak joints in business while I'm at the Senior Bowl scouting your replacement.— thealphawolf
- I'm going with Pedro.— thealphawolf
- They showed me the money to show you two the door.— thealphawolf
- In my right hand is somebodys walking papers..— dudley111
- You boys are sponsored by nike...think they'll just let me keep this dough even though I'm no longer a Duck?— Reality Speaks
- As you guys know, I run a spread offense. So, we're going to run it with Nick in Kansas City and Vick in Oakland. And yeah, this is a bag of money.— crawkert
- " Hey great to meet you guys.. This is the closest either of you will get to big money or playing starting QB. In my offense we held up signs to signal plays...for you guys look for exit"— new2vero2
- Do you guys know where I can buy a franchise QB?— NC Eagle Fan
- Fellows,does all NFL GM'S give new coaches a bag of spending money?????. Times yours.— olddog
- So which one of you starts the year off injured first?— ICEInvestigator55
- Part of my deal was to find a way to save 3 million dollars in my first week...funny how things just work out.— kbreelak
- Okay, here's how this works: You pick a number between seven and nine, and if it's the one I'm thinking about, you not only get the dough, you get to be next year's backup QB as well. Ready?— DaveCicc
- I'm looking for Ryan Nassib.— ho_bomb
- You guys know any good offshore banks? Need to stash this before they find me out.— PhilaFish
- Listen, I don't know what to do either so $20k to the first guy who takes himself out of the equation. Know whadda mean fellas?— PhilaFish
- get out of my way punkasses... i'm headed to delilah's— zwarte piet
- "The cash is for Teo. He knows how to make people disappear."— BP2
- No sanctions in the NFL, right?— 2ndNlong
- Dam right I got paid upfront - I saw last year's game films.— Tom from MD
- I got this new idea for the offense. Your gonna laugh but I don't need either of you, just lots of this green stuff to find a new QB.— bjphilfan
- "Which way to SugarHouse?"— BP2
- "Practice? Who needs practice? I need a deposit slip."— BP2
- Don't worry guys, whoever isn't the QB will be the next defensive coordinator.— flyerphann
- "You fellas fleeced Jeffrey, so why can't I?"— BP2
- So all you gotta do is snap the ball and get pounded by a linebacker on the option read every 20 seconds. Easy money!— antfort
- "Going to Senior Bowl to find a young, mobile QB."— BP2
- Spread the words boys, your money's no good while I'm in town.— Homer S
- Name me the best places in town for a single guy to spend all this dough?— Reality Speaks
- Nick, here's the new playbook. Mike, Howie is looking for you.— Pineapple Betafish
- I need your arm and your legs....I have this bag of money. Suggestions?— brettwest75
- Since we can't put Nick's head on your body Mike; I'm reading a 3rd option...— rayzor76
- " I got my money, Good Luck getting yours! "— Mike Boryla
- Hey, it's an open competion for the starting QB role... just not for either one on you two.— C-Note
- Why did I leave Oregon? I needed to put myself in a better position to make more money. Time is yours...— mcgett17
- The starting QB job is gonna be a real dog fight. No offense Michael.— PaulGeigert
- 9-7, 7-9 either way its not good enough— eaglem
- If I only had 6.5 million dollars every time someone said my offense can't work in the NFL.— jimmy_jam
- I'll give you this starting QB money if you can name two plays from my spread offense playbook.— Mullarkey6
- Vick or Nick? We just need more draft picks!— mflaherty6
- Relax guys, at least one of you will be our backup next season.— carlygoulianos
- fellas,, I've got good news and bad news.. Which do you want first!!— James123
- Ok guys. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!— sixer76
- Boys, as you know I am a big fan of the Spread and we are going to start with your salaries OK? No Offense.— davidy
- Now if only this bag of cash could buy you about 3 inches...and you... about 3 seconds off your 40 time?— Grm1975
- Pardon me fellas, I'm headed to DC to bribe a congressman out of retirement and back on on our O line.— Grm1975
- Who wants to hold the clipboard?— kyle.cullinan
- Sorry fellas...looks like I'll be taking this.— Marc L.
- Ronnie Bass! Willie Beamen! Who do you think I should give this money to when I replace you both?— andrewdennis13
- "Plus, I hear the XFL is coming back."— BP2
- "Why not a reality show? Ron Mexico & Lead Foot."— BP2
- Good news- We just completed the uniform deal with Nike. Bad news- They're not interested in either one of your Jerseys.— Mike Boryla
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