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Cartoon caption contest

Philadelphia, 76ers, Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, basketball, baseball, hockey, football, college sports, union, independence, soccer, penn, temple, la salle, villanova, st. joseph's, st. joe's, penn state, drexel

153 comments

Cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Monday, January 14, 2013, 1:27 PM

Philly.com Sports

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

153 comments

Comments (153)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:40 PM, 01/14/2013

Don't just stand there... can you sign my Flyers shirt?

— The Oneness

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:50 PM, 01/14/2013

I Told My Wife To Lock me in here until the lockout was over. That was in 2004.

— SeasonSeatsSince97

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:53 PM, 01/14/2013

Its only considered torture, when they make me watch the Bettman and Fehr press conferences!

— cooperhawk

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 5:22 PM, 01/14/2013

I'd buy some tickets, but I'm a little tied up at the moment!

— keltman

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:01 PM, 01/14/2013

I am the "Fear Factor Winner" that gets dropped at Center Ice

— bag-of-donuts

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:09 PM, 01/14/2013

Oh great, now you guys are going to torture me too.

— Trapper Jeff

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:10 PM, 01/14/2013

My name is Brian Boucher. The fans said they'd hang me if I ever came back!

— flyerfan1971

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:12 PM, 01/14/2013

Do I look like Illya Bryzgalov? You can't even see!

— flyerfan1971

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:13 PM, 01/14/2013

Your season is so short, you'll be closer to the playoffs than the Eagles, Phills, or Sixers. Got to love the lock out!

— Beijingjake-II

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:17 PM, 01/14/2013

I still say "I'm happy with our goaltending situation right now"

— flyerfan1971

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 6:22 PM, 01/14/2013

Lurie's interviewing you next, I take it?

— SantaoftheSouth

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 7:41 PM, 01/14/2013

As Charles Manson, I'd kill to see the Flyers win the cup this year.

— winnipegflyers

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:12 PM, 01/14/2013

Wait til you see your paycheck after the tax hike.

— Eagles305

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:17 PM, 01/14/2013

Oh good, I must have dozed off.. It's only October. What a horrible dream I had about the Eagles!

— ginomcfad

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:02 PM, 01/14/2013

"You've done your time. How about bailing me out?!"

— davinci74

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