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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

92 comments

This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Wednesday, December 26, 2012, 12:11 PM

It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

To see all of Rob's past contests and winners, click here.

92 comments
Comments  (92)
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:33 PM, 12/28/2012
    I'm staying. The Phils just signed me.
    smfree31
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:37 PM, 12/28/2012
    HOWIE don't Run! I was recently hired by the TSA and we ran outta blue gloves.
    ubetterlisten
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:56 PM, 12/28/2012
    Don't run, I was kidding next year Philly sports won't be just like they were in 1994!
    dfoster126
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:49 PM, 12/28/2012
    High and tight! High and tight! You gotta hold that sash high and tight! Ah geez, another turnover.
    Gib
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:51 AM, 12/28/2012
    Don't bother looking for 2014. I wanted to skip you too!
    CFPhilsPhan
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:42 AM, 12/28/2012
    " So then, I'll see you on the 1st???"
    keltman
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:18 AM, 12/28/2012
    Fly like an Eagle, you will.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:22 AM, 12/28/2012
    Wait! I didn't get to the part about Andrew Bynum yet!
    Logical1
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:02 AM, 12/28/2012
    I see young fan, running to where the weather's fairer.
    retzlaff
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:50 AM, 12/28/2012
    Hey, look at the bright side--at least you'll have Andrew Bynum's hair.
    thealphawolf
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:33 AM, 12/28/2012
    Thank God! We finally have a running game!
    gibby58
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:33 AM, 12/28/2012
    Don't run away..next year we'll have 4 dream teams.
    5thstrretpast
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:45 AM, 12/28/2012
    I cleared the path for you, you cannot be worse then 2012
    jerk1213
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:19 AM, 12/28/2012
    ...and the fans had the same hope & enthusiasm for me when I was your age.
    Reality Speaks
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:09 AM, 12/28/2012
    Say "Thank You." I did a great job of setting the bar for you.
    JohnFC
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:51 PM, 12/27/2012
    Where are you running? You're acting like you've never been Sanduskied with a giant finger before.
    ANDY-IS-FAT
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:28 PM, 12/27/2012
    C'mon 2013! Get there faster!
    mish798798
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:10 PM, 12/27/2012
    I know they are all shitty but that is why you have a diaper.
    rockinrob
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:57 PM, 12/27/2012
    "You will grow old too, young man!"
    davinci74
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:08 PM, 12/27/2012
    I promise Andy's not gonna be here next year, Times yours kid.
    arvind
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:52 PM, 12/27/2012
    Come back!! You'll fit right in..these fans are always waiting for next year!
    ginomcfad
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:13 PM, 12/27/2012
    I used to look young like you before my year started!
    Panthro2011
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:25 PM, 12/27/2012
    Wait!!! I said for sports we have Sixers... Phillies... Flyers without a lockout! And did I mention Eagles??
    DaveCicc
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:45 PM, 12/27/2012
    You're gonna need a bigger diaper....This is Philly!
    Lamby
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:37 PM, 12/27/2012
    Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    Gib
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:21 PM, 12/27/2012
    At this time last year, I looked just like you.
    jstgator
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:02 PM, 12/27/2012
    Run, all the other lazy alleged journalists already left town!
    FatBoy90
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:13 PM, 12/27/2012
    It's a Nutter butter finger franchise kookie.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:10 PM, 12/27/2012
    You're just in time to repeat the feat.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:10 PM, 12/27/2012
    Hey, at least there won't be any fans left to beat me up this year!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:09 PM, 12/27/2012
    Don't worry, it'll grow on you.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:09 PM, 12/27/2012
    I was their best draft pick this year!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:08 PM, 12/27/2012
    I was their best draft pick this year!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:08 PM, 12/27/2012
    I was their best draft pick this year!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:07 PM, 12/27/2012
    It's déjà vu all over, again.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:56 AM, 12/27/2012
    Your first season ticket payment is due on March 5th!!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:54 AM, 12/27/2012
    You're first season ticket payment is due on March 5th!!
    Doc57
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:41 AM, 12/27/2012
    Wait! If Mayor Nutter truly plans to attend this meeting with the owners, we will get this squared away next year.
    mattygabriel
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:22 AM, 12/27/2012
    And to think, just a year ago I looked just like you.
    tpizza
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:02 AM, 12/27/2012
    Another year without playoffs? I'd run too!
    The Curmudgeon
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:22 AM, 12/27/2012
    another year comes and another year goes, sadly!
    moeski
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:16 AM, 12/27/2012
    Turn your head and cough
    jimk24
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:02 AM, 12/27/2012
    Hey where you going? We've been waiting for you.
    NC Eagle Fan
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:49 AM, 12/27/2012
    There's always soccer and Nascar.
    jimmy_jam
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:21 AM, 12/27/2012
    If you can't join them, beat it.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:20 AM, 12/27/2012
    If the diaper fits, you must acquit.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:16 AM, 12/27/2012
    I bet you need to change your diaper now.
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:13 AM, 12/27/2012
    Where's your brotherly love?
    Dale Stout
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:18 AM, 12/27/2012
    Hey kid- can you play corner outfield? How about cover a wide receiver? You look a little short to play inside the paint.....Wait! Well, there goes another year......!!!
    road515
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:47 PM, 12/26/2012
    If the fans expectations don't kill ya, the media certainly will!
    SteveSmash
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:48 PM, 12/26/2012
    Howie wait!
    pitzdidg
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:31 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey don't run away from us, we promise not to boo!
    wildgreenman
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:59 PM, 12/26/2012
    Fans gave miss this last January 1st. They're using a different finger now.
    RKotite
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:01 PM, 12/26/2012
    should read:

    Fans gave me this last January 1st. They're using a different finger now.
    RKotite
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:56 PM, 12/26/2012
    The aging part is actually easier than the watching the games part of the job.
    RKotite
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:46 PM, 12/26/2012
    I sured everything up but LF, QB, goaltending and the center's knee.
    RKotite
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:45 PM, 12/26/2012
    Howie? I've been hired by the TSA and replaced the blue glove with my trusty Philly Phan glove.
    ubetterlisten
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:41 PM, 12/26/2012
    C'mon kid. Stay awhile. Rooting for these guys does not normally age you like this!
    bjphilfan
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:14 PM, 12/26/2012
    Wait! I know I said these fans are going to explode if they see another dropped ball...but I didn't mean that ball.
    Midnight Greenville
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:03 PM, 12/26/2012
    There's always the year after next...
    nverma85
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:57 PM, 12/26/2012
    Wait ! We only covered player personnel !
    jdrab
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:54 PM, 12/26/2012
    I know the idea of aging this much in a year must seem scary, but if you're a fan of these teams you'll be looking forward to the end.
    Midnight Greenville
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:51 PM, 12/26/2012
    You've got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to...
    jdrab
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:16 PM, 12/26/2012
    Good luck. You'll need it!
    Keysmark
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:43 PM, 12/26/2012
    Don't run little boy, I'm not Jim Washburn!
    j-ritch
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:33 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hmmm, I thought I was the wise one.
    j-ritch
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:11 PM, 12/26/2012
    Watch one year of Philly sports and you'll look as good as me!
    goalie483
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:11 PM, 12/26/2012
    Believe me, young man, your prostate health IS important!
    tommy_the_k
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:31 PM, 12/26/2012
    As they say around these parts, "Time's yours."
    AngryGuy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:31 PM, 12/26/2012
    As they say around these parts, "Time's yours."
    AngryGuy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:52 PM, 12/26/2012
    That's right young man, hurry, hurry!
    Get as much of a head-start as you can...
    you have got a LOT of work to do this year!
    PhlsFan
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:49 PM, 12/26/2012
    Philly stinkfest 2012 is finally over. Hurry on to 2013!
    quentin1978
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:44 PM, 12/26/2012
    Don't worry son, everybody just needs to do a better job but I'm not going to get into all that right now.
    joey687
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:37 PM, 12/26/2012
    I promise it's not a rectal thermometer!
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:01 PM, 12/26/2012
    At least your not in Cleveland!
    PhillyguyinVA
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:51 PM, 12/26/2012
    Don't give up on us yet kid, the time is almost yours.
    NWBeachBum
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:28 PM, 12/26/2012
    Philly sports....there's always next year. Hey wait!! Where ya going?!?!
    duncanstache
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:14 PM, 12/26/2012
    I only asked which one these you bring hope for, Its not like I said Pick your poison son...
    arvind
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:12 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey kid... I was young and full of hope like you once. Look what that hope did for me!
    scole9179
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:11 PM, 12/26/2012
    This won't hurt a bit!
    Bobphxville
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:06 PM, 12/26/2012
    Wait! I didn't get to the part about signing John Lannan as a starting pitcher!
    mm9518
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:03 PM, 12/26/2012
    You can run but you can't hide from Philly fans!
    PKnight93
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:55 PM, 12/26/2012
    I was only asking if you were a fan!
    lionheart1
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:49 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey, slow down! Do you think they have a chance?
    lionheart1
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:48 PM, 12/26/2012
    Run, Phorrest, Run!
    trschuler
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:45 PM, 12/26/2012
    Years may come and years may go but the Philly sports scene remains the same. Happy New Year!
    zajaca
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:45 PM, 12/26/2012
    Years may come and years may go but the Philly sports scene remains the same. Happy New Year!
    zajaca
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:40 PM, 12/26/2012
    Out with the old, in with the.....old
    Bobphxville
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:37 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey, where you going!? I promise it can't be any worse then this year!
    ...I hope.
    skybird
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:36 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey middle class! Why are you leaving Philly. We have another 4 years to party on OPM!
    pmerwin
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:30 PM, 12/26/2012
    Hey Kid, welcome to Philly !
    perot


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