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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 1:41 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

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Comments (238)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:26 PM, 12/18/2012

Where’s the off button on this thing?

— RKotite

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:27 PM, 12/18/2012

Why is it showing us in Arena League uniforms?

— RKotite

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:31 PM, 12/18/2012

Oh no Mike, oh no!
I see us both in...
Oakland!

— PhlsFan

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:35 PM, 12/18/2012

This thing don't see any rings on my fingers either.

— cjmfranchise

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:36 PM, 12/18/2012

Ya mike, I don't see any future for us either. Maybe this ball has a concussion.

— krautmef1

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:39 PM, 12/18/2012

Are you going to eat that Mike?

— Brownian70

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:42 PM, 12/18/2012

I normally only use this for the draft.

— RKotite

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:43 PM, 12/18/2012

I see tar......and.....feathers.....and a rail.......pitchforks.....and torches....

— Capt. Underpants

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:45 PM, 12/18/2012

Maybe I shouldn't of cheaped out and used my bowling ball, I thought it would work just the same!

— Brownian70

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 8:55 PM, 12/18/2012

Do you think we can ask for three more time-outs?

— Jonuda

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:04 PM, 12/18/2012

I can't see a damm thing!

— don369

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 9:04 PM, 12/18/2012

I can't see a damm thing!

— don369

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:23 PM, 12/18/2012

I'm not seeing any cheesesteaks in our future, Mike.

— Fly Guy

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:28 PM, 12/18/2012

70% of the time it predicts pass.

— RKotite

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 10:29 PM, 12/18/2012

Don’t worry. It hasn’t been right since 1960.

— RKotite

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