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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

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This week's Rob Tornoe cartoon caption contest

POSTED: Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 1:41 PM

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.

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Comments (238)

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:38 PM, 12/18/2012

Apparently, this thing won't work unless we throw it 50 times.

— Lt. Frank Drebin

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:39 PM, 12/18/2012

....you think if we give this ball to Bryce Brown, he'd drop it?

— road515

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:42 PM, 12/18/2012

Ummm, Mike, I can see we won't be remembered by future generations for being as great as we thought.

— road515

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:44 PM, 12/18/2012

Mike, this ball is about as clouded as your brain after the Cowboys game.

— road515

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:46 PM, 12/18/2012

The Magic 8 Ball says: Don't count on it.

— JohnnyH

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:50 PM, 12/18/2012

Wanna split a U-Haul?

— 2ndNlong

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:52 PM, 12/18/2012

"Seems neither one of us has a future here."

— French Fry

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:53 PM, 12/18/2012

You ask why we're going? All I see is my reflection.

— brentrn

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:54 PM, 12/18/2012

Hmm...Says here we can't blame it on #5 anymore...

— ea517

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:59 PM, 12/18/2012

A college intern and a volunteer...

Name two people who will have the same salary as us in two weeks.

— WheresMoose

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 3:59 PM, 12/18/2012

You've got to remember one thing, Football is a DOG EAT DOG world.

— BandwagonBob

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:01 PM, 12/18/2012

I'm thinking I should start working on a new career soon...think I can get a booth on the Boardwalk in Wildwood?

— The Curmudgeon

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:04 PM, 12/18/2012

I'd tell you more but poor clock management has left me no time.

— NewbieSlang

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:14 PM, 12/18/2012

I see the same thing you do Michael...nothing

— csdrew

0 like this / 0 don't • Posted 4:17 PM, 12/18/2012

I see us sharing a beach house in San Diego.

— mjb

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